What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 18:37
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Then came..
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
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Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Why did Britain steal Gibraltar from Spain?
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
FCC threat to revoke EchoStar spectrum licenses draws widespread backlash - Ars Technica
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Do Flat Earthers exist today? If so, where do they live?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Hysterias & Posteriors
At what point did you realize it was the right time to leave your job?
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What does it mean to live "the 'underconsumption' life"?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Campbell’s Snack Business Struggles as Consumers Get Pickier About Food Spending - WSJ
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Aut consectetur debitis ullam.
So they tried
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is one thing nice you did for someone today or something they did for you?